Women driving/parking

Extrem de trist...dar pana la urma cine draq a pus-o sa intre p strada aia? de fapt cine draq a pus-o sa iasa din casa cu masina pe vremea aia de prima data?
Cand mi-am lovit eu fosta masinutza ploua si tipul caruia i-am spart farul ;)) mi-a zis ca el nu o lasa pe nevasta-sa sa iasa din casa cu masina pe ploaie, este convins ca nu s-ar descurca...atunci i-am dat dreptate :) intre timp m-am mai desteptat la volan :) zic eu...

Gagica asta e mortala, asta da tupeu! sincer, mi s-a intamplat si mie sa-mi ia loqu altcineva pt care am stat la coada in prealabil...nu m-am gandit sa fiu niciodata asa de radicala, dar pe bune ca daca as avea un Hummer cu care sa ma joc, as face ordine in parcarile din Bucuresti unde am EU treba!

If you wanna learn magic...

Don't ask this guy to help you :))
PS: eu am tzipat! ;)

Judecatoarea beata si politistii nesimtiti :))

Foarte tare! Judecatoarea Elena Turcu, sefa sectiei de penal a tribunalului Targoviste a circulat pe contrasens si a acrosat 2 tipi intr-o statie de autobuz...dupa isprava ea a fugit de la fata locului.
Dupa identificarea masinii au gasit-o politistii si au vrut sa-i faca etilotestul. Ce face judecatoarea? Incepe sa tipe ca ea nu e oricine sa sufle ea in fata politistului ca ultima infractoare! si ca ea nu face testul decat in prezenta sefului :))
Pana la sectia de politie da telefoane sa-i rezolve seful problema, i se pare nesimtire faptul ca o filmeaza si tipa la jurnalisti si la politisti ca sunt niste neispraviti, ba chiar plesneste obiectivul camerei...ca deh..cum isi permit sa-i ceara sa respecte legea...
In cele din urma o duc la spital si ii iau sange. Verdict: betie dulce betie...
No comment ca a comentat ea destul ;)

Zero usefulness?

"As advertisers begin to utilize the wonderful world of blogs, to promote their products, it was bound to happen that a company like Coca Cola would try to set-up its own, branded blog.

For Coca Cola Zero, a blog has been launched with a strange theme:

“The Zero Movement has one goal in mind. To rid the world of the negative consequences that limit us all. Everywhere you look, someone is telling you how to behave, how to act, what you should and shouldn’t be doing. What if you could live life with zero negative consequences? Zero Hassles. Zero Stress. Zero Fights. Zero Worries. Zero Limits. Zero Shoulds. Zero Parking Fines. Zero Demands. Zero Frowns. Zero deadlines.
That is our goal. Our purpose.”

As you can see, it makes Zero sense!"
Zeid Nasser

And if I may add they got it all wrong. Coca Cola Zero has nothing to do with plain Coca Cola, it's sweeter and is completely different from Light Coca Cola. What is more people seem to mistake Coca Cola Zero for the Light version and managers now buy the Zero Coke instead of my favorite drink, the Light Coke! It's really frustrating. I doubt it will be a hit. Personally I wish it gone, banned, disappeared from the restaurants, clubs, bars I attend.